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The Empire of Onder Kelkia

“Politics is the art of the next best”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Empire of Onder Kelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 13.236 billion Onder Kelkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onder Kelkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,868 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onder Kelkia's national animal is the Mute Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Onder Kelkia is ranked 250,898th in the world and 6,475th in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -22 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,799thMost Influential: 2,546thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,742ndSafest: 3,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,717thLowest Crime Rates: 8,979thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,445thLargest Mining Sector: 9,679thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,774thMost Stationary: 10,747thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,365thTop
Most Developed: 13,485thHighest Economic Output: 13,650thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,917thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,703rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,556thLargest Retail Industry: 17,691stMost Efficient Economies: 20,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,415thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,439thSmartest Citizens: 23,078thLargest Governments: 23,777thLargest Populations: 23,868thHealthiest Citizens: 24,031stMost Advanced Public Education: 24,502ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,507th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 82nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionSafest: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 314th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 318th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 530th in the regionLargest Populations: 570th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 595th in the region

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