Spotlight on:
The Hormone Replacement Tyrant of Omnicontrol |
“Tainted gods fall from the sky.”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Astoria |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Hormone Replacement Tyrant of Omnicontrol is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Her Supreme Majesty Cloe Aithbitt with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.245 billion Omnis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aithbittarika. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Omni economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Omnicoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 204,222 Omnicoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,871,443 per year while the poor average 2,372, a ratio of 788 to 1.
There's more vermin than ever on the metro, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Aithbittarika was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Omnicontrol's national animal is the Rising Aith, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Aithbitt Supremacy.
Omnicontrol is ranked 62,512th in the world and 5th in Astoria for Largest Black Market, with 9.71 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Omnicontrol was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Omnicontrol updated the World Factbook entry in Astoria.
- : Omnicontrol's influence in Astoria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Aithbittarika was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, in pet stores nationwide Rising Aiths are growing in popularity.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.
- : Following new legislation in Omnicontrol, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.