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The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Category: Capitalizt
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Location: Antarctic Oasis

Regional Influence: Power


Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.612 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 15,505 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 461,322 tree-fiddies, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, Kennyite TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 203,896th in the world and 17th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Primitive, scoring -546.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 70thMost Armed: 104thLargest Gambling Industry: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thHighest Crime Rates: 121stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thHighest Economic Output: 143rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 149thFattest Citizens: 152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 158thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 173rdMost Avoided: 190thLargest Insurance Industry: 227thMost Stationary: 262ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 320thMost Rebellious Youth: 325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 350thHighest Average Incomes: 408thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 413thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 458thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 500thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 687thLargest Mining Sector: 745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 760thRudest Citizens: 823rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,041stLargest Populations: 1,224thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,463rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,004thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,220thMost Influential: 3,256thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,321stMost Cultured: 4,649thLargest Black Market: 6,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,304thSmartest Citizens: 10,399thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,514th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » The Palentine.