Spotlight on:
The Republic of Olongon |
“You Can't Stop Progress”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Republic of Olongon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ollah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.511 billion Olongonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olontopia. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Olongonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,768 trillion kilos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 325,246 kilos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
If you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, major cities run on potato batteries, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olongon's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Olongon is ranked 26,601st in the world and 368th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,436.63339999848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Olongon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, major cities run on potato batteries.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, if you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
- : Following new legislation in Olongon, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Olongonian pirates.