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The Republic of Olongon

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Republic of Olongon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ollah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.511 billion Olongonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olontopia. The average income tax rate is 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Olongonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,768 trillion kilos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 325,246 kilos, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

If you die during a restaurant meal the government will pick up the bill, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, major cities run on potato batteries, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olongon's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Olongon is ranked 26,601st in the world and 368th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,436.63339999848 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 58thHighest Drug Use: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 138thMost Armed: 176thLargest Gambling Industry: 180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 264thFattest Citizens: 329thMost Rebellious Youth: 337thMost Avoided: 342ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 356thLargest Retail Industry: 384thHighest Disposable Incomes: 612thMost Inclusive: 919thNicest Citizens: 1,058thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,401stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,564thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,572ndMost Politically Free: 1,621stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,690thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,839thMost Cultured: 1,936thHighest Average Incomes: 2,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,413thHighest Food Quality: 2,676thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,695thMost Efficient Economies: 3,733rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,737thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,566thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,552ndHighest Economic Output: 8,094thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,205thSmartest Citizens: 11,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,509thTop
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Nudest: 15,470thMost Influential: 18,762ndLargest Governments: 19,394thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,236thMost Extreme: 23,732ndLargest Black Market: 26,150thMost Stationary: 26,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,329thMost Pro-Market: 29,373rd
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 69th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 85th in the regionMost Extreme: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 231st in the regionNudest: 268th in the regionLargest Black Market: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 368th in the regionLargest Governments: 390th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 530th in the regionLargest Populations: 536th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 579th in the region

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