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The Republic of Olongon

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Republic of Olongon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ollah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.702 billion Olongonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olontopia. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olongonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion kilos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 285,602 kilos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, new urban roads are threatening city parks, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Olongonian Moonshine", and nose plugs are the latest Olongonian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olongon's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Olongon is ranked 1,178th in the world and 10th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 119 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 225thHighest Crime Rates: 301stMost Armed: 404thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 425thLargest Gambling Industry: 461stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 623rdMost Avoided: 659thFattest Citizens: 670thLargest Retail Industry: 681stMost Rebellious Youth: 758thMost Cheerful Citizens: 819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 837thHighest Drug Use: 1,178thMost Inclusive: 1,557thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,661stNicest Citizens: 1,770thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,881stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,268thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,661stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,853rdMost Cultured: 2,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,240thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,285thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,608thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,727thLargest Mining Sector: 3,767thHighest Food Quality: 4,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,102ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,380thLargest Black Market: 7,551stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,828thSmartest Citizens: 9,149thNudest: 9,578thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,695thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,025thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,682ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,873rdHighest Economic Output: 15,221stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,556thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,752ndLargest Governments: 19,935thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,374thMost Politically Free: 21,377th
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Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Politically Free: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Black Market: 124th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionNudest: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 273rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 315th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 349th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 418th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 491st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 536th in the regionLargest Governments: 558th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 576th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 608th in the regionLargest Populations: 725th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 732nd in the region

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