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The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin

“Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo?”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.818 billion Olofinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 276 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 152,133 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Olofin's hospitals, going on a diet invalidates your passport, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ijnabism.

Olofin is ranked 105,893rd in the world and 4,515th in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 37.13 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265thMost Influential: 475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,370thMost Pacifist: 1,554thSafest: 1,616thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,784thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,876thNicest Citizens: 2,009thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,706thBest Weather: 3,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,486thHealthiest Citizens: 3,583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,725thMost Developed: 4,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,526thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,578thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,726thLowest Crime Rates: 4,863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,487thSmartest Citizens: 5,513thLargest Governments: 6,246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,257thMost Cultured: 7,250thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,088thTop
Most Secular: 10,724thMost Efficient Economies: 10,775thHighest Average Incomes: 13,045thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,698thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,021st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 103rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 180th in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 201st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 241st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 254th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 260th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 273rd in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 283rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 331st in the regionMost Cultured: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 399th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 494th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 575th in the regionMost Secular: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 629th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 711th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 753rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 841st in the regionMost Politically Free: 873rd in the region

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