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The Republic of Oldtowne

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of Oldtowne is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.846 billion Oldtowneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Administration and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oldtownean economy, worth 589 trillion currencies a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,100 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,168,213 per year while the poor average 18,065, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oldtowne's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oldtowne is ranked 241st in the world and 5th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 14,343.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 241stMost Ignorant Citizens: 504thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 547thHighest Crime Rates: 725thMost Subsidized Industry: 758thBest Weather: 815thMost Primitive: 1,158thMost Efficient Economies: 1,407thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,739thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,146thMost Avoided: 2,232ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,228thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,355thRudest Citizens: 5,461stHighest Average Incomes: 6,830thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,409thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,108thLargest Black Market: 9,129thMost Secular: 9,363rdMost Armed: 9,401stTop
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Largest Governments: 24,924th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionMost Primitive: 51st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Armed: 214th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 219th in the regionLargest Black Market: 221st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 223rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 277th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 551st in the region

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