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The Republic of Oldtowne

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Vickenian experiment containment zone

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Republic of Oldtowne is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.057 billion Oldtowneans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Education and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oldtownean economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion currencies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 284,022 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,880 per year while the poor average 27,413, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, there is something rotten in the state of Oldtowne, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and equality looks curiously unequal. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oldtowne's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oldtowne is ranked 15,073rd in the world and 13th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Governments, scoring 32.89 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2ndBest Weather: 149thMost Ignorant Citizens: 159thHighest Crime Rates: 195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 199thMost Corrupt Governments: 319thMost Armed: 390thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 394thMost Beautiful Environments: 396thMost Avoided: 498thMost Efficient Economies: 541stLargest Gambling Industry: 559thMost Primitive: 566thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 618thHighest Drug Use: 934thHighest Disposable Incomes: 953rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,287thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,673rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,875thRudest Citizens: 5,069thLargest Black Market: 11,413thHighest Economic Output: 11,706thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,124thLargest Governments: 15,073rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,264thMost Secular: 29,513thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,931st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

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