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The Bottles Full of Olde English 800

“The Legend”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Hood

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Miller Brewing Company with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.326 billion Olde English 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde English 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 4,134 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 335,392 40 ounces, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 969,930 per year while the poor average 91,959, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olde English 800's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English 800.

Olde English 800 is ranked 245,156th in the world and 3rd in The Hood for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.36 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 116thLargest Retail Industry: 193rdMost Armed: 208thRudest Citizens: 217thHighest Crime Rates: 254thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 518thFattest Citizens: 538thMost Avoided: 543rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 660thMost Corrupt Governments: 929thMost Cultured: 939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 950thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,414thHighest Average Incomes: 1,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,517thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,630thMost Efficient Economies: 1,816thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,830thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,973rdMost Secular: 2,106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,387thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,867thSmartest Citizens: 3,530thLargest Mining Sector: 4,150thLargest Black Market: 4,454thMost Stationary: 7,105thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,657thLargest Governments: 7,768thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,531stMost Influential: 11,611thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,757thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,022ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,192ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,617thHighest Drug Use: 19,186thLargest Populations: 23,564th

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