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The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 |
“The Legend”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: The Hood |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miller Brewing Company with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.772 billion Olde English 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Olde English 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,846 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 326,716 40 ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,450,709 per year while the poor average 45,874, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.
One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, agricultural employees work for peanuts, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Olde English 800's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English 800.
Olde English 800 is ranked 21,942nd in the world and 1st in The Hood for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 31.62 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, education and welfare spending are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
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Olde English 800 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
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Olde English 800 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in
Olde English 800, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.