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The Bottles Full of Olde English 800

“The Legend”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The Hood

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Bottles Full of Olde English 800 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Miller Brewing Company with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.772 billion Olde English 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde English 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,846 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 326,716 40 ounces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,450,709 per year while the poor average 45,874, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, agricultural employees work for peanuts, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Olde English 800's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English 800.

Olde English 800 is ranked 21,942nd in the world and 1st in The Hood for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 31.62 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Gambling Industry: 134thRudest Citizens: 197thMost Armed: 213thLargest Retail Industry: 217thHighest Crime Rates: 273rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 543rdMost Avoided: 592ndFattest Citizens: 594thHighest Disposable Incomes: 599thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 684thMost Cultured: 972ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,000thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,446thHighest Average Incomes: 1,557thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,577thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,627thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,679thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,782ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,931stMost Secular: 2,092ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,369thHighest Economic Output: 3,085thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,290thSmartest Citizens: 3,805thLargest Mining Sector: 4,232ndLargest Black Market: 4,552ndMost Stationary: 7,211thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,704thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,786thLargest Governments: 8,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,729thTop
Most Influential: 12,567thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,953rdMost Inclusive: 13,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,791stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,590thHighest Drug Use: 19,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,672ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,942ndLargest Populations: 22,626th

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