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The Commonwealth of Old Zealand Founder

“Just love me”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Old Zealand

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Commonwealth of Old Zealand Founder is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.369 billion Zealanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The powerhouse Zealander economy, worth 260 trillion shillings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,006 shillings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 840,118 per year while the poor average 3,940, a ratio of 213 to 1.

Toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, pros are the new cons, and the Small Council has more than a little influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Old Zealand Founder's national animal is the emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Old Zealand Founder is ranked 10,246th in the world and 1st in Old Zealand for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.56 Whatever.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,137thHighest Crime Rates: 1,378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,597thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,623rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,759thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,885thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,543rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,145thMost Armed: 4,301stMost Avoided: 4,505thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,284thMost Primitive: 6,711thRudest Citizens: 7,834thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,246thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,287thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,296thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,306thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,253rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the region

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