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The Kingdom of Old World Order

“God and the Croats”

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The Kingdom of Old World Order is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.772 billion Croats of old world are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth 221 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,878 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Croatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Old World Order is ranked 91,300^th in the world and 445^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,733.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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