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The Kingdom of Old World Order

“God and the Croats”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Kingdom of Old World Order is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.772 billion Croats of old world are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. The average income tax rate is 83.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth 221 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,878 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and reddish-brown is the new black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Croatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Old World Order is ranked 91,300th in the world and 445th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,733.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Devout: 2,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,329thTop
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Most Influential: 2,452ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,547thLargest Retail Industry: 5,553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,084thLowest Crime Rates: 9,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,482ndMost Cultured: 10,521stMost Efficient Economies: 11,945thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,586thMost Developed: 14,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,434thBest Weather: 15,687thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,902ndLargest Governments: 16,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,989thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,250thMost Primitive: 17,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,228thHealthiest Citizens: 18,406thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,338thHighest Average Incomes: 21,674thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,795th
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Most Devout: 20th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 97 » Republic of Satherland, Quentenia, Yahlia, Jim the Baptist, Thracia Republic, Northern German Federation, Lord Sapre, Saint Domingo, Dark Matter, Irminsulia, St Scarlett, Slavorussia, Regnum Italiae, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, IllyrianAlbania, Leszno, Walfo, Pilipinas and Malaya, The New Nordic Union, Prussian-Union, Parliamentary Laramidia, Evergreen Keys, The Greater Eastern Republic, Feria-Alkaline, Outer Sparta, Alsted, An Clar, Stromia, Shagolaa, Elisabethshagen, Supcotia, Nardin, Socialist Balkans, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Invernessia, The Champions League, Someseni, Destyntine, Leranditale, North of Americas, Slavonia and Srijem, Savinecross, The Seven Provinces, Ausvelt, Abject Ludicrosity, Sukitopia, Shaor, The Kingdom of Denmark, Wombelland, and 47 others.Terdiatlans, Jahass, Velosia, Dalmannia, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, New Vorarlberg, Mons Graupius, Slovanov, Weltbeherrschung, Wiener-Neustadt, Romana Imperium de Italia, Rotenstein, Grodisze, New Touraine, Sienkahn, Monte Naranja, Carignanum, Imperium Germaniae, Serbia-Macebonia, Canovium, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Othenhiem, Seims, Enway, Meropis, Rivierenland, Ukallingrad, NorthPortugal, The Oriental Empire, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Greater Albaina, Crestphalia, Imperium Anglorum, Umeria, Drew Durrnil, Mallesia, The New Mexican Confederation, United Engiresco, Dizgovzy, Pavaludia, Northwest Isles, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Dorenstad, Chioganah, Apabeossie, Trixeland, and Kanokla.