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The Kingdom of Olarista is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Monarch Joaquim with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.523 billion Olarienses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olaria City. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Olaristan economy, worth a remarkable 2,946 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,359 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Solid-gold toilets are Olaristan prisons' least expensive furnishings, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olarista's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Olarista is ranked 312,278^th in the world and 123^rd in Portugal for Most Primitive, scoring -598.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.