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The Peoples' Republic of Ohwahoo

“Mohala i ka wai ka maka o ka pua.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: Oahu

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Peoples' Republic of Ohwahoo is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 38.214 billion Ohwahooans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ohwahooan economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion shells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,215 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, guns are banned, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohwahoo's national animal is the moa-nalo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ohwahoo is ranked 9,506th in the world and 2nd in Oahu for Highest Economic Output, with 1,804 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 539thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,481stTop
Most Stationary: 4,092ndMost Influential: 7,151stHighest Economic Output: 9,506thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,004thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,608thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,825thNicest Citizens: 23,740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,794th

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