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The Great Heaven Empire of Oh well we have problems

“We may do well”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Global Democratic Union

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

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The Great Heaven Empire of Oh well we have problems is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Omnissiah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.315 billion problems are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WhatCapitalCityIDon'tSeeACapitalCityHere. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient problematic economy, worth 807 trillion Stuffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,202 Stuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh well we have problems's national animal is the dead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Machine.

Oh well we have problems is ranked 23,518th in the world and 4th in The Global Democratic Union for Highest Economic Output, with 807 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,269thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,282ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,910thLargest Black Market: 5,174thNudest: 5,533rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,404thMost Avoided: 10,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,840thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,926thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,719thMost Developed: 15,747thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,911thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,794thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,767thLargest Governments: 20,020thMost Cultured: 20,103rdHighest Economic Output: 23,518th

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