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The Great Heaven Empire of Oh well we have problems

“We may do well”

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The Great Heaven Empire of Oh well we have problems is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Omnissiah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.315 billion problems are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WhatCapitalCityIDon'tSeeACapitalCityHere. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient problematic economy, worth 807 trillion Stuffs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,202 Stuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A man's 250 square-foot apartment is his castle, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh well we have problems's national animal is the dead, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Machine.

Oh well we have problems is ranked 23,518^th in the world and 4^th in The Global Democratic Union for Highest Economic Output, with 807 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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