Spotlight on:
The Republic of Oh My My My |
“Taylor Swift”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Stereo Hearts |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Republic of Oh My My My is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.179 billion Oh My My Myians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Oh My My Myian economy, worth 756 trillion picture to burns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 122,460 picture to burns, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
An extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh My My My's national animal is the outside, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Oh My My My is ranked 204,207th in the world and 188th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 42.93144474608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Oh My My Myian justice.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, the military struggles with recruitment.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Oh My My My, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.