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The Holy Blue Empire of Oh Kyle

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Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Holy Blue Empire of Oh Kyle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yodle with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The devout population of 5.145 billion Oh Kyleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 39.0%.

The powerhouse Oh Kylean economy, worth 401 trillion Gold Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,042 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oh Kyle's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Oh Kyle is ranked 60,096th in the world and 22nd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,545.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 239thTop
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Most Armed: 6,327thTop
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Largest Black Market: 14,382ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,417thMost Devout: 17,526thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,942ndBest Weather: 18,809thHealthiest Citizens: 18,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,844th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the region

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