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The Theocracy of Of Caliphate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by 约旦河之泪 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.086 billion muslims are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Kuds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient islamic economy, worth a remarkable 4,500 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 495,320 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Of Caliphate, and elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Caliphate's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

Of Caliphate is ranked 356^th in the world and 1^st in Sword New New for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 20,375.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.