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The Republic of Oconee National Forest

“Caring for the Land and Serving People”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of Oconee National Forest is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.653 billion Oconee National Forestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oconee National Forestian economy, worth 230 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,695 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oconee National Forest's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Oconee National Forest is ranked 341,521st in the world and 1,324th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 3,313thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,043rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19,314thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,800thMost Devout: 20,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,096thLargest Retail Industry: 22,251stLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,360th
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Nudest: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th in the regionFattest Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 105th in the regionMost Patriotic: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the region

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