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The Republic of Oconee National Forest |
“Caring for the Land and Serving People”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Republic of Oconee National Forest is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.653 billion Oconee National Forestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oconee National Forestian economy, worth 230 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,695 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oconee National Forest's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Oconee National Forest is ranked 341,521st in the world and 1,324th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Oconee National Forest, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
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Oconee National Forest, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Following new legislation in
Oconee National Forest, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday.
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Oconee National Forest, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
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Oconee National Forest, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Oconee National Forest, new Oconee National Forestian taxis are fitted with server racks.
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Oconee National Forest, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
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Oconee National Forest, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
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Oconee National Forest, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
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Oconee National Forest, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.