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The People's Republic of Ochakov

“Fear will keep the local systems in line...”

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The People's Republic of Ochakov is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bill with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and feral children. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 42.66 billion Ochakovites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ochakov City. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Ochakovian economy, worth 688 trillion Green M and MS a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,150 Green M and MS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Bill". Crime is totally unknown. Ochakov's national animal is the border collie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ochakov is ranked 4,488^th in the world and 205^th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 20.64 bananas ingested per day.

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