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The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Ocean beetles |
“Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza”
| Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: World of Beetles |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Ocean beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.46 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ocyanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,983 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 265,910 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, money grows on trees, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and government officials who do an offal job get smoked. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ocean beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Ocean beetles is ranked 997th in the world and 99th in World of Beetles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 171.11 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ocean beetles, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, the nation is so apathetic that Beetles can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
- : Following new legislation in Ocean beetles, Beetles are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
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