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The Definitely Not of Obvious Defender Puppet

“This isn't the puppet you're looking for”

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The Definitely Not of Obvious Defender Puppet is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.51 billion Obvious Defender Puppetians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artificial Solar System. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Obvious Defender Puppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion obviouses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 140,376 obviouses, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obvious Defender Puppet's national animal is the Defender puppet, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Obvious Defender Puppet is ranked 11,309^th in the world and 1^st in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.86 law-abiding acts per hour.

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