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The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 99


Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 99 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.723 billion Oaks 99ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oaks 99ian economy, worth 894 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,045 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the little guy plays a big role in Oaks 99ian politics, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Oaks 99ian democracy, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaks 99's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oaks 99 is ranked 93,321st in the world and 1,115th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Drug Use, scoring 75.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,102ndMost Devout: 4,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,612thLargest Black Market: 7,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,098thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,744thMost Efficient Economies: 12,975thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,003rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,131stLargest Retail Industry: 17,865thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,625thLargest Governments: 19,645thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,812thHighest Average Incomes: 20,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,739thMost Developed: 20,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,492ndMost Pacifist: 22,263rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,304thMost Inclusive: 23,553rdHighest Economic Output: 24,532nd
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 115th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionMost Pacifist: 161st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 262nd in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 385th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 391st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 392nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 455th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 517th in the region

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