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The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 7

“Lucabaduka”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Artillery

Regional Influence: Diplomat

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The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 7 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.779 billion Oaks 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oaks 7ian economy, worth 764 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,745 planets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

National chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oaks 7's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oaks 7 is ranked 164,290th in the world and 4th in Artillery for Smartest Citizens, with 24.69 quips per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,353rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,889thLargest Black Market: 5,415thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,854thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,332ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,569thMost Devout: 8,549thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,041stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,241stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,789thMost Developed: 18,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,884thMost Cultured: 20,094thMost Conservative: 20,905thMost Authoritarian: 22,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,267thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,964thHealthiest Citizens: 23,563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 24,226thHighest Food Quality: 24,873rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,178thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,972nd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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