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The People's Republic of Oahu


Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Oahu

Regional Influence: Superpower


The People's Republic of Oahu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dick Blandishment with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic, humorless population of 23.197 billion Oahuans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oahuan economy, worth a remarkable 4,458 trillion kalas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,211 kalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, Dick Blandishment's perky ego is the talk of the town, Dick Blandishment often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oahu's national animal is the tower crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Oahu is ranked 238,665th in the world and 5th in Oahu for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 226thBest Weather: 1,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,424thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,914thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,304thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,491stTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,085thLargest Retail Industry: 3,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,436thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,171stMost Developed: 4,379thSmartest Citizens: 4,831stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,921stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,251stHealthiest Citizens: 6,119thLargest Populations: 6,622ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,873rdHighest Food Quality: 7,317thMost Pacifist: 7,746thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,835thMost Efficient Economies: 7,981stHighest Average Incomes: 8,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,312thMost Influential: 8,660thNudest: 10,259thMost Secular: 10,447thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,740thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,510thMost Cultured: 13,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,407thLargest Governments: 16,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,878th

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