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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y

“YOU SHALL OBEY!”

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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.791 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 2,446 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,251 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modern mindless slave labor art is so hot right now, Bambi has been banned, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 194^th in the world and 1^st in TERRY for Largest Governments, scoring 88.9 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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