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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: TERRY

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.524 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 4,509 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 473,517 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 278,170th in the world and 7th in TERRY for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -50.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6thLowest Crime Rates: 18thMost Devout: 26thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 47thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59thHighest Average Tax Rates: 70thMost Patriotic: 76thBest Weather: 80thMost Corrupt Governments: 98thLargest Governments: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 124thMost Advanced Public Education: 151stMost Extreme: 161stHighest Poor Incomes: 183rdMost Authoritarian: 184thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 305thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361stHealthiest Citizens: 450thHighest Average Incomes: 493rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 530thMost Valuable International Artwork: 591stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 676thMost Conservative: 686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 790thLargest Black Market: 910thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,319thMost Efficient Economies: 1,613thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,032ndHighest Economic Output: 3,102ndSmartest Citizens: 5,062ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,841stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,881stNudest: 6,250thMost Developed: 13,495thTop
Most Stationary: 13,989thMost Influential: 15,805th

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