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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y |
“YOU SHALL OBEY!”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: TERRY |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker |
The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.524 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 4,509 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 473,517 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.
O B E Y is ranked 278,170th in the world and 7th in TERRY for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -50.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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O B E Y, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
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O B E Y, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
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O B E Y, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in
O B E Y, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
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O B E Y, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
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O B E Y, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
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O B E Y, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
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O B E Y, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
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O B E Y, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
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O B E Y, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.