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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y

“YOU SHALL OBEY!”

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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.133 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 326,294 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and Fear often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 206,607^th in the world and 8^th in TERRY for Fattest Citizens, with 1.26 Obesity Rate.

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