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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y

“YOU SHALL OBEY!”

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The Holy Black Dictatorship of O B E Y is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by fear with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.524 billion mindless slaves are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capital punishment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient mindless slave labor economy, worth a remarkable 4,509 trillion tax dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 473,517 tax dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. O B E Y's national animal is the law, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terryism.

O B E Y is ranked 278,170^th in the world and 7^th in TERRY for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -50.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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