Spotlight on:

The Nya Världen of Nya Varlden

“Att vara eller inte vara.”

Overview • Policies • People • Government • Economy • Rank • Trend • Cards

The Nya Världen of Nya Varlden is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 44.114 billion Nya Varldenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Göteborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Nya Varldenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,824 trillion kronors a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,706 kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, all the playground's a stage for Nya Varldenian schoolchildren, a government program is underway to revitalize Nya Varlden's beaches, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Nya Varlden's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nya Varlden is ranked 285,156^th in the world and 5^th in The Nudist Dreamland for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Top
1%Top
5%Top
10%