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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.806 billion Nuwelanders love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,245 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 190,376 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, cities are engulfed by smog, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 3,372nd in the world and 62nd in Europe for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,186.3 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Influential: 24thLargest Publishing Industry: 232ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 351stMost Stationary: 388thMost Advanced Public Education: 532ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 545thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 685thSafest: 729thMost Pacifist: 962ndSmartest Citizens: 1,177thHighest Economic Output: 1,199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,399thLargest Populations: 1,496thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,629thLowest Crime Rates: 1,912thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,996thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,074thFattest Citizens: 3,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,372ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,645thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,825thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,068thLargest Governments: 6,122ndMost Inclusive: 6,831stHighest Average Incomes: 7,210thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,913thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,724thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,248thMost Cultured: 13,660thMost Developed: 13,968thMost Secular: 14,632ndLargest Mining Sector: 15,328thMost Efficient Economies: 18,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,452nd
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 88th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionNudest: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 117th in the region

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