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The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland

“Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Very Good
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Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.792 billion Nuwelanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,554 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 193,960 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and Hammersdorf-Vilamartel has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Europe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 6,389th in the world and 73rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,042.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 232ndMost Stationary: 375thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 405thMost Advanced Public Education: 501stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 704thSafest: 731stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 815thMost Pacifist: 1,007thHighest Economic Output: 1,197thSmartest Citizens: 1,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,404thLargest Populations: 1,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,646thLowest Crime Rates: 1,823rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,204thNicest Citizens: 3,219thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,275thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,106thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,119thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,899thLargest Governments: 5,756thMost Inclusive: 6,342ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,389thHighest Average Incomes: 7,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,934thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,541stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,214thMost Cultured: 13,060thMost Developed: 14,550thMost Secular: 16,636thMost Efficient Economies: 18,569thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,046th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionNudest: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122nd in the region

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