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The Democratic Republic of Nutzilvania

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The Democratic Republic of Nutzilvania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Filbert McAdamia with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.925 billion Nutzes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazel. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nutzilvanian economy, worth 437 trillion merdemarks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,471 merdemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nutzilvania's national animal is the Boobird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Whatever You Want to Believe.

Nutzilvania is ranked 85,565^th in the world and 924^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.35 flags saluted per person per day.

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