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The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero Capitan

“Viva la IPP”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: 00000 A World Power

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Fuerzas Armadas of Numero Capitan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.364 billion Capitans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuca. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Numero Capitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion gold dim bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,157 gold dim bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,797 per year while the poor average 17,786, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Numero Capitan's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Numero Capitan is ranked 14,666th in the world and 5th in 00000 A World Power for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.01 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 114thHighest Crime Rates: 1,887thTop
Most Avoided: 3,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,362ndLargest Black Market: 5,364thMost Secular: 5,907thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,218thMost Armed: 6,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,238thHighest Economic Output: 7,784thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,318thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,485thLargest Populations: 9,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,576thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,615thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,758thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,812thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,629thMost Influential: 23,452ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,568thMost Developed: 25,065th

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