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The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz

“When you meet a stranger, kill him.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Europe

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The Free Buffet of Nukls-Andwicz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Spanner with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.531 billion Nukls-Andwiczians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shytehaus-on-Sea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nukls-Andwiczian economy, worth an astonishing 16,975 trillion pies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 594,974 pies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,522,461 per year while the poor average 46,374, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Nukls-Andwicz's national animal is the weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is peischism.

Nukls-Andwicz is ranked 4,004th in the world and 17th in Europe for Nudest, with 1,202 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 78thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 102ndHighest Economic Output: 118thLargest Mining Sector: 119thLargest Black Market: 123rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 125thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126thLargest Insurance Industry: 136thHighest Average Incomes: 143rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 156thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 190thSafest: 205thLowest Crime Rates: 269thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 302ndMost Avoided: 302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 465thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 619thMost Corrupt Governments: 699thLargest Governments: 743rdLargest Retail Industry: 775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 920thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,071stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,126thFattest Citizens: 1,315thMost Influential: 1,814thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,872ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,444thLargest Populations: 2,550thNudest: 4,004thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,200thRudest Citizens: 4,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,647thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,984thMost Efficient Economies: 5,790thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,400thMost Conservative: 6,652ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,243rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,864thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,904thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,366thMost Secular: 21,227th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Extreme: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 67th in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 113th in the region

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