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The United Socialist States of Nuevo Sudamerica

“Socialismo O Muerto”

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The United Socialist States of Nuevo Sudamerica is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 5.558 billion Nuevo Sudamericans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevo Sudamerican economy, worth 824 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,299 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuevo Sudamerica's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuevo Sudamerica is ranked 20,879^th in the world and 933^rd in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,440.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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