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The Confederate Corporations of Nucular

“We got to Nuke them and we got to Nuke them now.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Confederate Corporations of Nucular is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Philosopher Cody with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.688 billion Nucularians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fusion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nucularian economy, worth a remarkable 6,261 trillion Gold Bar Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 399,124 Gold Bar Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,224,810 per year while the poor average 11,119, a ratio of 290 to 1.

Artists are pillars of society, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, Philosopher Cody is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nucular's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nucular is ranked 437th in the world and 20th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 83.22 Obesity Rate.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 113thLargest Insurance Industry: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195thRudest Citizens: 269thHighest Disposable Incomes: 281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 289thLargest Mining Sector: 337thMost Avoided: 349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 392ndFattest Citizens: 437thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 465thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 487thMost Armed: 516thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 520thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 717thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 719thHighest Average Incomes: 982ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,047thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,063rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,334thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,599thHighest Economic Output: 1,751stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,477thTop
Most Influential: 2,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,065thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,037thMost Efficient Economies: 4,206thNudest: 7,556thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,645thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,727thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,291stMost Secular: 13,778thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,652ndLargest Populations: 19,201st
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 264th in the regionNudest: 290th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 386th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 405th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 427th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 472nd in the regionLargest Populations: 498th in the regionMost Stationary: 541st in the regionLargest Black Market: 703rd in the region

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