Spotlight on:
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 80 |
“I have too many puppets”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 80 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.994 billion NSC Puppet 80ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.3%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 80ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 178,651 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
The army consists of only generals and grunts, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 80's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NSC Puppet 80 is ranked 103,173rd in the world and 1,784th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97774199852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 80, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.