Spotlight on:
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 159 |
“I have too many puppets”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Two |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 159 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.952 billion NSC Puppet 159ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 159ian economy, worth 858 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,280 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
An enormous health awareness programme is underway, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that NSC Puppet 159 will pay them to stop, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, and confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 159's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 159 is ranked 103,084th in the world and 1,693rd in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.98610310428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that NSC Puppet 159 will pay them to stop.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in NSC Puppet 159.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, when you fly on Air NSC Puppet 159 you win a seat or you die.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 159, the NSC Puppet 159 Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.