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The Commonwealth of Nowopolskie

“Polska jest najlepszym krajem”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Commonwealth of Nowopolskie is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 449 million polaks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowa Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 30.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nowopolskiean economy, worth 49.5 trillion złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 110,315 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, bris parties are all the rage, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is almost non-existent. Nowopolskie's national animal is the white eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nowopolskie is ranked 22,335th in the world and 1,129th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 58.49 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,374thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,766thHighest Drug Use: 2,504thTop
Most Influential: 4,700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,963rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,322ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,656thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,028thNicest Citizens: 10,783rdMost Armed: 10,816thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,529thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,585thMost Inclusive: 12,476thTop
Highest Food Quality: 17,428thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,825thLargest Retail Industry: 20,949thSmartest Citizens: 22,335thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,742ndMost Secular: 23,860thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,031stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,132ndMost Developed: 25,235th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionMost Armed: 285th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 450th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 489th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 609th in the regionMost Politically Free: 642nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 647th in the regionRudest Citizens: 657th in the regionMost Inclusive: 725th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 863rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 865th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 895th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 950th in the regionMost Influential: 1,000th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,092nd in the regionMost Secular: 1,125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,129th in the region

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