Spotlight on:
The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia |
“Profit before morals”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: New Warsaw Pact |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Boris Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.085 billion Novoroyssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Novoroyssian economy, worth a remarkable 5,146 trillion Novoroyssian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,337 Novoroyssian Hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,155,825 per year while the poor average 105,455, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
There's a bright dawn ahead for Novoroyssia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Novoroyssian military of war crimes, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novoroyssia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Voidist atheism.
Novoroyssia is ranked 107,230th in the world and 48th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Stationary, with 385.03549663268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, the country is preparing for war.
- : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Novoroyssian military of war crimes.
- : Novoroyssia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Novoroyssia.
- : Following new legislation in Novoroyssia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.