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The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia

“Profit before morals”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: New Warsaw Pact

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Centralized Union of Novoroyssia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Boris Putin with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.085 billion Novoroyssians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Novoroyssian economy, worth a remarkable 5,146 trillion Novoroyssian Hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,337 Novoroyssian Hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,155,825 per year while the poor average 105,455, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Novoroyssia, foreign governments regularly accuse the Novoroyssian military of war crimes, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novoroyssia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Voidist atheism.

Novoroyssia is ranked 107,230th in the world and 48th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Stationary, with 385.03549663268 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 339thLargest Insurance Industry: 440thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 454thLargest Black Market: 580thMost Secular: 675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 903rdLargest Mining Sector: 943rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 973rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,175thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,268thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,293rdMost Conservative: 1,357thMost Avoided: 1,485thFattest Citizens: 1,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,964thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,504thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,845thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,169thLowest Crime Rates: 4,034thLargest Governments: 4,316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,862ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,541stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,571stMost Patriotic: 7,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,488thMost Authoritarian: 8,608thLargest Retail Industry: 9,710thMost Efficient Economies: 10,607thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,150thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,639thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 19,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,441st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

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