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The Island of Novaya Zemlja

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The Island of Novaya Zemlja is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a fair-handed ruler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.611 billion Novaya Zemljans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Novaya Zemljan economy, worth a remarkable 3,324 trillion checks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 212,976 checks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,965,974 per year while the poor average 2,286, a ratio of 859 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, the weather in Novaya Zemlja City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Novaya Zemlja's national animal is the snow fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Novaya Zemlja is ranked 1,011^th in the world and 2^nd in Anteria for Fattest Citizens, with 60.72 Obesity Rate.

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