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The United Provinces of Nova Hollandia

“Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt”

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Location: Europe

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The United Provinces of Nova Hollandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by William III with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.312 billion Nova Hollandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batavia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Hollandian economy, worth an astonishing 23,008 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 712,077 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Hollandia's national animal is the duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nova Hollandia is ranked 28,403rd in the world and 121st in Europe for Nudest, with 209.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Disposable Incomes: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 47thHighest Economic Output: 49thLargest Agricultural Sector: 62ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66thHighest Average Incomes: 71stSmartest Citizens: 73rdLargest Mining Sector: 75thFattest Citizens: 84thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102ndMost Avoided: 107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 145thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 176thRudest Citizens: 177thLargest Publishing Industry: 242ndMost Efficient Economies: 249thLargest Retail Industry: 258thHighest Poor Incomes: 267thMost Influential: 290thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 645thSafest: 693rdMost Armed: 769thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,026thLargest Governments: 1,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,222ndLargest Populations: 1,619thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,738thLowest Crime Rates: 1,822ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,578thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,491stMost Stationary: 5,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,245thLargest Black Market: 7,979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,922ndMost Secular: 10,184thTop
Highest Drug Use: 16,420thMost Cultured: 16,751st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 117th in the region

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