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The Constitutional Monarchy of Nouvelle-Guadeloupe

“Concordia res parvae crescunt”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Constitutional Monarchy of Nouvelle-Guadeloupe is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Esdras II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.245 billion Guadelopeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Guadelopean economy, worth 91.5 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 73,508 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, the bum of King Esdras II has been voted the most recognisable in Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, and for 25 Francs tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouvelle-Guadeloupe's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nouvelle-Guadeloupe is ranked 227,570th in the world and 9,165th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,984thTop
Most Influential: 3,280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,120thFattest Citizens: 7,846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,653rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,577thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,617thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,535thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,525th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 218th in the regionFattest Citizens: 310th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 510th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 539th in the regionRudest Citizens: 594th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 676th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 793rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 797th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 836th in the regionMost Influential: 950th in the region

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