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The Chaotic lands of Nothreen

“Friendship is the ruin of nations”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Chaotic lands of Nothreen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prankisimo with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.573 billion Nothreenians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rudezia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nothreeny economy, worth a remarkable 4,790 trillion Noos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 453,069 Noos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,225,623 per year while the poor average 4,305, a ratio of 981 to 1.

The daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, theoretical science is only theoretical, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, and guns don't kill people — heroes do. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nothreen's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Knockism.

Nothreen is ranked 37th in the world and 4th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 60,380.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 6thMost Armed: 6thMost Avoided: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thLargest Retail Industry: 16thFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Gambling Industry: 37thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71stMost Rebellious Youth: 79thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 87thMost Ignorant Citizens: 143rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 249thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 345thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 406thHighest Average Incomes: 579thLargest Mining Sector: 670thMost Valuable International Artwork: 828thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,143rdMost Politically Free: 1,325thMost Pro-Market: 1,369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,474thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,727thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,236thMost Efficient Economies: 2,618thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,050thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,518thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,322ndMost Stationary: 11,986thTop
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Most Influential: 14,535thLargest Black Market: 17,512th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 118th in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionLargest Black Market: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 250th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 293rd in the regionLargest Populations: 347th in the regionNudest: 378th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 589th in the regionMost Influential: 963rd in the region

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