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The Republic of Not Milk Farmer 3


Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Not Milk Farmers

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Republic of Not Milk Farmer 3 is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 264 million Not Milk Farmer 3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Not Milk Farmer 3ian economy, worth 10.5 trillion abcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,832 abcs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not Milk Farmer 3's national animal is the def, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Not Milk Farmer 3 is ranked 249,607th in the world and 35th in Not Milk Farmers for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Authoritarian: 7,422ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,952ndMost Conservative: 12,668thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,618th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the region

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