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The Not Great Patrick of Not Great Patrick

“Why are we here, just to suffer?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Region Name

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Not Great Patrick of Not Great Patrick is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Herr Van Treppkoven with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.108 billion Worthless Beings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Spirituality, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broskeyburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Worthless economy, worth 382 trillion Patmark but worses a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,110 Patmark but worses, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Slavery has been abolished, people all over Not Great Patrick are dying of 'Mad Catdog Disease', the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism, and former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Not Great Patrick's national animal is the Catdog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is WEED.

Not Great Patrick is ranked 243,634th in the world and 40th in Region Name for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.26 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Nudest: 530thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 870thHighest Crime Rates: 1,112thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,669thMost Primitive: 2,040thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,317thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,835thMost Armed: 2,904thMost Avoided: 3,868thLargest Retail Industry: 4,572ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,933rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,694thRudest Citizens: 7,938thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,425thLargest Black Market: 11,984thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,574thMost Devout: 15,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,868th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

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