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The Dead Region of Not Great Patrick

“Why are we here, just to suffer?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Region Name

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The Dead Region of Not Great Patrick is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Herr Van Treppkoven with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.507 billion Worthless Beings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Public Transport, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broskeyburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Worthless economy, worth 986 trillion Patmark but worses a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,883 Patmark but worses, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Not Great Patrick's national animal is the Catdog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Not Great Patrick is ranked 155,767th in the world and 7th in Region Name for Most Stationary, with 141.38583312412 days.

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Nudest: 787thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,187thHighest Crime Rates: 1,268thMost Primitive: 2,066thMost Avoided: 2,097thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,425thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,132ndMost Armed: 4,278thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,966thLargest Retail Industry: 7,102ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,478thRudest Citizens: 9,030thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,199thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,713thMost Devout: 29,127th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

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