Spotlight on:
The Dead Region of Not Great Patrick |
“Why are we here, just to suffer?”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Region Name |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The Dead Region of Not Great Patrick is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Herr Van Treppkoven with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.507 billion Worthless Beings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Public Transport, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broskeyburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Worthless economy, worth 986 trillion Patmark but worses a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,883 Patmark but worses, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.
Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Not Great Patrick's national animal is the Catdog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Not Great Patrick is ranked 155,767th in the world and 7th in Region Name for Most Stationary, with 141.38583312412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Not Great Patrick's influence in Region Name fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Following new legislation in Not Great Patrick, days begin with afternoon tea.
- : Not Great Patrick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Not Great Patrick was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Not Great Patrick lodged a message on the Region Name Regional Message Board.
- : Not Great Patrick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Not Great Patrick was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Not Great Patrick's influence in Region Name rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Not Great Patrick lodged a message on the Region Name Regional Message Board.
- : Not Great Patrick lodged a message on the Region Name Regional Message Board.