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The Cozy of Not 15

“The Meaning To Life, The Universe, And Everything”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Cozy of Not 15 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.559 billion Not 15ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Not 15ian economy, worth 102 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,987 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and the dartboard at the Not 15ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not 15's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Not 15 is ranked 242,407th in the world and 5,105th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,475thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,162ndNicest Citizens: 18,847thMost Conservative: 21,631st
Nicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 171st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionMost Pacifist: 236th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 257th in the regionMost Conservative: 259th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 276th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 439th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 463rd in the regionLargest Governments: 463rd in the regionMost Developed: 492nd in the regionSafest: 502nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 505th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 515th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521st in the region

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