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The Republic of Nosin

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The Republic of Nosin is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.988 billion Nosinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nothing. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nosinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion cerns a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,531 cerns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Nosin, burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables, and gossip magazines have pictures of Leader sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime is totally unknown. Nosin's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nosin is ranked 328,932^nd in the world and 1^st in XenoGenesis for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -19.54 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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