Spotlight on:
The Principality of Nos Coirsiimathy |
“Llama good”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: the Rejected Realms |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Principality of Nos Coirsiimathy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The High Porcupine with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.542 billion Nos Coirsiimathyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcupine Outpost 1. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nos Coirsiimathyian economy, worth 347 trillion llamas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,467 llamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and the Nos Coirsiimathyian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nos Coirsiimathy's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Nos Coirsiimathy is ranked 255,868th in the world and 5,670th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 17.05952380412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nos Coirsiimathy's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Nos Coirsiimathy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, the Nos Coirsiimathyian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in Nos Coirsiimathy, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.