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The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland

“Me winning isn't. You do.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Itchy Red Patch of Norvikeland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Peoples Person of Odin with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 37.881 billion Norvikelandingers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvikelandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,079 trillion vikadollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 81,284 vikadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvikeland's national animal is the purple clad minotaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norvikeland is ranked 15,727th in the world and 10th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,058.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Stationary: 386thLargest Populations: 627thLargest Welfare Programs: 643rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,065thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,831stMost Influential: 2,287thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,372ndMost Cultured: 4,639thHighest Economic Output: 4,677thMost Developed: 4,998thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,767thSmartest Citizens: 7,149thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,190thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,693rdTop
Best Weather: 12,240thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,944thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,973rdSafest: 16,093rdLargest Governments: 16,765thFattest Citizens: 17,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,236thMost Devout: 23,199th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Outter Micronesia, Hydroponic Nation, Stragalestranspets, Innato, and 66 Ducks.