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The Constitutional Monarchy of Northwestern Francia

“Make Haste Slowly”

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Location: Beleriand

Regional Influence: Power


The Constitutional Monarchy of Northwestern Francia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.755 billion Northwestern Francians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rennes. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Northwestern Francian economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Franks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 295,504 Franks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,070,536 per year while the poor average 58,153, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, school uniforms are compulsory, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwestern Francia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Northwestern Francia is ranked 218,960th in the world and 5th in Beleriand for Nudest, with 2 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Devout: 323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 401stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,460thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,492ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,551stLargest Black Market: 1,560thMost Avoided: 1,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,731stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,841stHighest Average Incomes: 2,057thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,459thMost Efficient Economies: 2,605thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,688thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,733rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,804thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,111thLargest Governments: 6,301stMost Conservative: 6,537thLowest Crime Rates: 7,656thRudest Citizens: 9,825thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,726thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,900thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,538th

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