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The Corporate Queendom of Northern Rosary Isles

“Aut inveniam viam aut faciam”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Corporate Queendom of Northern Rosary Isles is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Charlotte with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.47 billion Rosarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Garden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Rosarian economy, worth a remarkable 3,847 trillion Fleurs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 406,301 Fleurs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,167,590 per year while the poor average 40,023, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern Rosary Isles's national animal is the Branta canadensis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Northern Rosary Isles is ranked 94,853rd in the world and 1,125th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 479.43179038568 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 329thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 586thRudest Citizens: 657thLargest Insurance Industry: 822ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stFattest Citizens: 1,239thMost Armed: 1,478thMost Efficient Economies: 1,547thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,569thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,656thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,838thLargest Black Market: 1,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,941stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,017thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,070thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,130thMost Cultured: 2,389thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,408thLargest Mining Sector: 2,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,541stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,755thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,879thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,149thSmartest Citizens: 3,531stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,561stHighest Economic Output: 5,055thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,838thLargest Governments: 5,993rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,398thMost Avoided: 7,333rdMost Patriotic: 7,333rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,415thMost Secular: 9,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,295thMost Influential: 13,722ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,837thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,250thLowest Crime Rates: 21,177thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,908thHighest Food Quality: 24,611thMost Pro-Market: 28,171stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,896th
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Largest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 77th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 79th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 94th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 147th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 174th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 180th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 244th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 267th in the regionLargest Governments: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 301st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 307th in the regionMost Influential: 328th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 360th in the regionMost Avoided: 437th in the regionMost Secular: 513th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 555th in the regionMost Patriotic: 623rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 636th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 708th in the region

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