Spotlight on:
The Empire of Northern ravenlight |
“Who Dares Wins”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: United Kingdom |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Empire of Northern ravenlight is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Killer Huxley with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.322 billion Northern ravenlightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kesteven . Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Northern ravenlightian economy, worth an astonishing 12,099 trillion kestas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,042 kestas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Northern ravenlight, and chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Northern ravenlight's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Northern ravenlight is ranked 1,725th in the world and 3rd in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.55 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Northern ravenlight.
- : Northern ravenlight was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Northern ravenlight was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
- : Following new legislation in Northern ravenlight, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.