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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.04 billion Northern Borlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 32,056 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,000,529 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,906,069 per year while the poor average 78,538, a ratio of 75.2 to 1.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with President and CEO, for just a few extra Greenbacks Northern Borlandians can get new driving records with their new cars, and rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 66th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 63,079.38 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndRudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thMost Avoided: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thMost Armed: 10thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thHighest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stMost Secular: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Mining Sector: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 105thLargest Publishing Industry: 221stMost Corrupt Governments: 230thMost Rebellious Youth: 231stSmartest Citizens: 341stMost Stationary: 469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 701stLargest Populations: 978thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,188thMost Efficient Economies: 1,527thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,686thLargest Governments: 4,664thMost Influential: 5,208thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,720thMost Pro-Market: 8,483rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,510thNudest: 16,871st
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the region

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