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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.832 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 38,298 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,068,831 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,832,366 per year while the poor average 100,324, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

The government is lending a hand to private industry, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 4th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 38,298 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thRudest Citizens: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 6thMost Armed: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thMost Secular: 22ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85thMost Rebellious Youth: 133rdMost Corrupt Governments: 177thLargest Publishing Industry: 251stSmartest Citizens: 362ndMost Stationary: 410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 674thMost Subsidized Industry: 891stLargest Populations: 924thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,114thTop
Largest Governments: 3,018thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,761stLargest Black Market: 5,010thMost Influential: 6,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,416thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,923rdHighest Drug Use: 17,564thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,658thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,690thMost Pro-Market: 19,018th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the region

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