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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 39.021 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 43,394 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,112,091 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,971,021 per year while the poor average 108,073, a ratio of 55.2 to 1.

Politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and global anti-terrorist organisations strongly suspect Northern Borland of supplying extremist groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 106th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 170,699.23 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thMost Armed: 5thRudest Citizens: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thHighest Crime Rates: 10thMost Secular: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 19thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 57thMost Rebellious Youth: 96thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 138thLargest Publishing Industry: 251stSmartest Citizens: 372ndMost Stationary: 381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 674thMost Subsidized Industry: 691stLargest Populations: 894thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,327thLargest Governments: 2,493rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,502ndLargest Black Market: 5,391stMost Influential: 6,132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,478thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,458thHighest Drug Use: 23,033rd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionNudest: 24th in the region

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