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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.683 billion Northern Borlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 36,539 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,053,532 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,506,351 per year while the poor average 108,323, a ratio of 50.8 to 1.

Edutainment video games are taking Northern Borland's students to the next level, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 9th in the world and 2nd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 70,957.53 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 2ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdRudest Citizens: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thMost Armed: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Crime Rates: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29thMost Secular: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 41stLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Rebellious Youth: 141stMost Corrupt Governments: 188thLargest Publishing Industry: 238thSmartest Citizens: 355thMost Stationary: 426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 669thMost Subsidized Industry: 845thLargest Populations: 931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,016thTop
Largest Governments: 3,315thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,814thLargest Black Market: 4,330thMost Influential: 5,907thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,917thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,949thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,159thMost Pro-Market: 17,361st
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 26th in the region

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