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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.238 billion Northern Borlandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 30,875 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 988,396 Greenbacks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,317,556 per year while the poor average 63,379, a ratio of 99.7 to 1.

Children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and motorway service stations often have a higher population than the hinterland villages that the roads lead to. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 168,141st in the world and 294th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -108.12 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stFattest Citizens: 1stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndRudest Citizens: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 3rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 8thHighest Average Incomes: 9thHighest Economic Output: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thMost Armed: 11thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 21stMost Secular: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 58thLargest Mining Sector: 72ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thLargest Publishing Industry: 226thMost Corrupt Governments: 239thMost Rebellious Youth: 242ndSmartest Citizens: 332ndMost Stationary: 481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 593rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658thLargest Populations: 1,000thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,429thMost Efficient Economies: 1,534thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,547thMost Influential: 5,033rdLargest Governments: 5,204thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,363rdMost Pro-Market: 7,327th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the region

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