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The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland

“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”

Category: Capitalizt
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Squire


The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President and CEO with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 35.146 billion Northern Borlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commerce City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Borlandian economy, worth an astonishing 37,242 trillion Greenbacks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 1,059,665 Greenbacks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,425,378 per year while the poor average 113,640, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Northern Borland's national animal is the Buck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northern Borland is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 7,498.69 on the Hayek Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 5thRudest Citizens: 5thMost Armed: 6thLargest Gambling Industry: 7thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Insurance Industry: 20thLargest Agricultural Sector: 30thMost Secular: 31stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 81stMost Rebellious Youth: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 185thLargest Publishing Industry: 248thSmartest Citizens: 363rdMost Stationary: 422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 694thMost Subsidized Industry: 856thLargest Populations: 928thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thTop
Largest Governments: 3,152ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,726thLargest Black Market: 4,585thMost Influential: 6,072ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,826thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,745thMost Pro-Market: 18,579thHighest Drug Use: 19,332ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,977th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 28th in the region

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