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The United Socialist States of Northern Angermag

“10/10 Leader”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Union of Democrats

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The United Socialist States of Northern Angermag is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Socialist Man Themself In The Flesh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.271 billion Northern Angermagians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North-North-North Northern Angermag. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Angermagian economy, worth 574 trillion fifth-pre-1984-third-quarter-half-cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 134,520 fifth-pre-1984-third-quarter-half-cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, nine out of ten citizens of Northern Angermag answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Angermag's national animal is the Socialist Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Really Religion Per Se But Socialism.

Northern Angermag is ranked 248,988th in the world and 23rd in Union of Democrats for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 2,643rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,787thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,929thNicest Citizens: 3,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,680thSafest: 4,156thHighest Food Quality: 4,173rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,540thLowest Crime Rates: 4,957thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,068thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,512thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,563rdBest Weather: 5,689thLargest Governments: 5,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,224thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,357thHealthiest Citizens: 6,507thMost Developed: 6,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,711thMost Secular: 9,169thMost Cultured: 11,261stSmartest Citizens: 11,566thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,300thMost Patriotic: 12,720thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,599thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,250thMost Income Equality: 14,742ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,308thHighest Average Incomes: 20,069thMost Efficient Economies: 21,236thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,474th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

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