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The Corporate Republic of North Lauchyperpsonity

“Capital is Freedom, Without Freedom We Die!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Corporate Republic of North Lauchyperpsonity is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by National Board of Directors with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.593 billion North Lauchyperpsonityians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lerugtenbean City. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Lauchyperpsonityian economy, worth 332 trillion lepchtenhengtuns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,169 lepchtenhengtuns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed squirrelball players cannot remember their lineup position, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, National Board of Directors has more friends than ever before, and all animals are equal but some are more equal than others. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Lauchyperpsonity's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

North Lauchyperpsonity is ranked 50,885th in the world and 1,599th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,143.78 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Nudest: 294thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,294thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,906thTop
Most Influential: 2,435thFattest Citizens: 3,088thLargest Retail Industry: 3,618thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,668thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,965thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,101stRudest Citizens: 5,916thMost Avoided: 8,399thLargest Mining Sector: 8,514thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,930thMost Inclusive: 14,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,521stHighest Drug Use: 18,859thHighest Average Incomes: 20,395thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,880thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,109thLargest Black Market: 22,457thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,500th
Nudest: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 154th in the regionRudest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 287th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 294th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 304th in the regionMost Avoided: 367th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 412th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 520th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 571st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 593rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 604th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 605th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Armed: 643rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 652nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 670th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 727th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 791st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 812th in the region

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